Saturday is Powerball night!

Well, so is Wednesday. Then we have Megabuck nights on Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday.

My social life is killing me.

It’s true. I buy a ticket for each drawing. Or better yet, once a month I buy enough tickets to cover each day there is a drawing. I bet you all thought I meant I hang out at the local Mini Mart on Monday, Wednesday, Saturday, didn’t you?

It cost $32 for a month’s worth of Megabucks and Powerball tickets. Eight dollars a week. Not bad, and the amount of conversations over our speculations of winning is worth $8 a week.

For $8, I’ve planned our future, dreamt up house plans, picked out the color of our new hummer, and bought the plane ticket for my pool boy. Notice I said MY pool boy. Hubs already has his motorcycle washing girl picked out.

I offset the cost by turning Thursdays into macaroni and cheese night for the family. Hey, they like mac and cheese. I even make it homemade. I bet you thought I bought the 3 boxes for a dollar at the discount store, huh? I only did that once.

We’ve played the same numbers for the last 7 years. We swear the seventh year is our lucky year. Although, I do like the number 13. It would be so like me to be lucky on an unlucky number. But going another six years…that’s a heckuva lot of mac and cheese. I might have to change things up and have Thursday meatloaf. I make a mean meatloaf with a brown sugar-bacon topping.

Why am I telling you this?

I bought another Thanksgiving Raffle. It’s an Oregon thing. Only 250,000 tickets sold. There’s 1 cash prize of a million dollars. 10 cash prizes of $20,000. 1000 cash prizes of $100.

Last year, we didn’t win.

This year…we might.

Do you play the lottery?

The big royalty mystery, and other questions that should never be asked

We’ve all heard that we should never talk about religion, politics and birth control with other people. No two people will agree on everything, so if we want to keep friends, we find lighter subjects to talk about. Like how much chocolate is okay to eat in one day or where we bought the thigh-high pair of boots?

Then the internet came to town, and every answer is only a Google away. We can look up how much a movie made, how much earnings were brought in on Stephen King’s first novel. All of a sudden the line in the sand had been dusted and replaced with a welcome mat.

Personally, I’ve received emails asking me if erotic books sell well enough to quit the day job. I have no idea, I don’t have a day job. :-) I don’t mean to be evasive, and I know as a writer I’m curious to know what other authors make to gauge whether my books are selling as they should be. I just don’t ask. It’s considered rude to ask.

Thankfully, we do have Google. My advice is to use it! Here are some great articles by some giving authors on what earnings are like for authors. I love this one by Marie Harte. Here’s another one, this time by a New York Times Bestseller who promised to reveal all when she hit the Top 20. Very enlightening!

That got me to thinking about what other kinds of questions are thought to be rude.

You never ask a rancher/cowboy/farmer how many acres they have. Ever. Many people are land rich and cash poor. This question is the same as asking how much money they have in their checking account.

You also never ask how many head of cattle they run or how much crop they grow. Just don’t do it.

You may ask where they bought their boots or their leather handbag, but don’t ever ask how much they paid for it. This goes for cars, tractors, and house paint, ect. If they wanted you to know how much they paid, they’ll tell you.

What questions do you not like to answer? What kind of questions would you love to ask, but know you can’t?

What do you do for fun?

I had a wild weekend of editing. Yep, I can still party the night away with the best of them. Um. Sorta. Although I do enjoy the editing process, and I loved to revisit the untitled book (It’s Ana story from Consent to the Cowboy), there are other things that I like to do for fun.

This time of year, I love to shop. There’s a holiday spirit in the stores that I enjoy. People seem friendlier, more talkative, and helpful.

I also love to take a day and bake/cook. There’s something about slipping on a cute apron, flinging some flour, and filling the house with delicious smells. Not to mention all the taste testing I get to do.

I’m hoping we get snow between Thanksgiving and Christmas. I enjoy skijouring. That’s cross country skiing, with the help of our dogs. Basically, our St. Bernard mutt does all the work, while the other two dogs pretend to help pull me over the hills and through the valleys.

What do you do for fun? Is it harder for you to find fun in the winter months or easier?

I have to tell you…I’m still shaking over what happened.

We’re having a quiet Halloween this year. We live out in the country and have no little kids trick or treating at our door. I think the 1/2 mile long driveway through the trees in the dark is a little intimidating. So life at the Wood household goes on as normal. My older two kids are going to a party, and the twins are at the age where they are too old to act silly (gasp).

I have to tell you all something that happened at the store. I’m still shaking over it.

The little grocery store I go to was very busy Saturday. I was the third person in line at the cash register. When the woman in front of me put her items on the counter a little boy ran up to her and slapped down a candy bar. The woman turned to the boy and said, “You’ll have to get in line, honey.”

The little boy frowned. “But Mom, you promised to buy me candy.”

She shook her head. “I’m not your mother, dear.”

When she handed the candy back to the little boy (he must’ve been 5 or 6 years old), he put the candy back on the counter and stood beside her.

The woman quickly scooped it up, and spoke to the cashier. “I’m not paying for the candy. I don’t know who this kid is.”

The little boy stuck out his lower lip and his eyes filled with tears. “Mom. It’s me Timmy.”

By this point, I’m watching what happens with interest. The boy was on the verge of crying, and he was so young. Too young to walk through the store by himself.

“I’m not your mom.” The woman grabbed his shoulder and turned him around. “Your mom is probably in the back of the line. You better go find her.”

“Why are you saying that? You’re my mom. You promised if I was good, you’d buy me a candy bar.” The boy reached out and wrapped his tiny arms around her waist.

This just got to me, because his little fingers clutched at the hem of her sweater, holding on with all his strength.

The woman looked up and swept her gaze through the line of customers behind her, shrugged, and mouthed, he’s not my son.

I have four kids. I am a mom. If a child needs help, there is no way I’m going to stand by and not ask if I can help him.

I kneeled down, and stroked the child’s bare arm. “Do you need help finding your mom? Is she shopping?”

He shook his head. His tears were running into the corner of his mouth. “This is my mommy. I don’t know why she’s lying.”

I stood up and stared at the woman. I could tell she was getting upset, even mad. Before I could say anything, she pushed the boy away from her and said, “He’s not my son! I don’t know who he is, but I’m not his mom.” Then…

And, this still gets me, and I can’t stop thinking about it.

The woman left her groceries and ran out the front of the store. The boy was so shocked, he stood there staring after the woman, his arms stretched out in front of him. His lips were moving, but no sound came out.

I reached for him, but he jumped away from me and ran through the doors out to the sidewalk. I glanced behind me at the other customers waiting in line, and no one followed them. I left my cart, and hurried outside. What I found still has me shaking as I write this post.

The woman was struggling to climb into the driver’s seat of her small car. The door was open, and she kept screaming, “Get away from me! You’re not my son!”

The boy was wailing and pleading, “Mommy! Mommy! Don’t leave me. It’s me Timmy. Mommy!”

The woman’s face hardened, and the little boy wrapped his tiny arms around the woman’s leg and started pulling…just like I’m pulling your leg!

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lol Did I get you? Were you caught up in the Halloween trick? I heard this story at a Halloween party when I was a teenager. It scared me to death. Every year since I always tell someone who hasn’t heard it before. This is the first time I’ve written it out, and it is so much better telling it in person…trust me. I’ve had people crying, and dabbing their eyes thinking the story was real. It’s not! It’s just a little Halloween spook story. Happy Halloween, be safe!

Easy applesauce cake with caramel icing…and updates!

I recently turned in the art cover form for my latest book that was accepted at Carina Press. I’m still waiting for the official title, but this is the one for Ana’s story…from Consent to the Cowboy. I’m excited to see what Carina Press comes up with for a cover.

I’ve had a busy week. Between writing, I’ve been running around. I had to take the transmission in to get rebuilt on one of our smaller farm trucks. I also took another load to the dump (gotta love having no garbage service…it takes recycling to a new level), and we had the realtor show our house a couple times…which meant cleaning.

Does everyone have an overabundance of apples? I have friends who pass their extras off to me. Often times leaving them in buckets on my porch, while I’m gone (they know i hate to see food wasted). It’s probably a good thing the baking bug has bit. I’ve already put six Applesauce Cakes in the freezer. They keep very well frozen, and easy to thaw and add icing on if I have somewhere to go where I have to take a dessert. Plus, with 4 kids…we eat lots of cakes. Don’t forget that you can turn this cake recipe into cupcakes too!

 

Easy Applesauce Cake with caramel icing 

1 2/3 cups all-purpose flour
1 1/2 teaspoons ground allspice
1 cup firmly packed brown sugar
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup water
1/2 cup applesauce
1/3 cup vegetable oil

Preheat oven to 350°F.

Pour flour, brown sugar, baking soda, allspice, and salt into an 8-inch UNGREASED square pan. Whisk ingredients together.

Pour water, applesauce, and oil into the flour mixture and stir. Don’t over mix!

Bake for 35 minutes or until a toothpick comes out clean.

Let cool.

You can dust with powdered sugar or make this super easy caramel icing (I prefer caramel icing)

1 cup butter
3 cup brown sugar
6 tbsp. milk
1 tsp. baking powder

Combine butter, brown sugar, and milk. Bring to a boil. Add 1 teaspoon vanilla and baking powder. Beat well and spread over cake. If it gets hard, add a few drops of milk.

Wishy washy mindcontrol

Last month, I made a bet with hubs that we could save all our spending money we usually have for one month. No lunch’s out, no clothes shopping, no books (for me), no poker (for him). We’d stick to the essentials and see how much we can save.

Oh my gosh! I’ve gone grocery shopping three times in the last month. Each trip leads me to Nordstroms, Fred Meyer, and Macy’s. I’ve tried on clothes, boots, and window shopped. I’m happy to say I never spent a dime. I wanted to. I almost did. But, I controlled myself.

I have to admit that hubs did a bang up job of sticking to the plan. He claims it was a breeze, but I do know that his 1 poker game a month was cancelled during our month. lol

Oh, and I didn’t even spend my birthday money  my mom sent me last week. This week, I’m going back to Nordy’s and buying that purple vest with the fur collar. It. Is. Mine. :-)

Book buying splurges

I love when publishers or distributers offer big savings on their books. Carina Press is having one now. Here’s the scoop!

Also, in honor of NY Comic Con, Carina Press is taking 40% off all books from Oct. 14 – 16th at checkout with the coupon code NYCOMICCON. This is a great opportunity to buy books.

I don’t know about you, but I watch for sales. Amazon packages, Fictionwise sales, Barnes and Noble deals…they’re all good. I load my Kindle up, and I’m never without a book to read.

In fact, before there were ebooks I used to run out of new books to read. I hated that! There’s nothing worse than wanting to read, and knowing that you’d have to make a special trip to the store to buy a book. Now, books are one click away. Love it!

Character driven story leads to author high…

Maybe the title of the post sound read, “Character driven story leads to author high on the six o’clock news.” lol Honestly, it was huge news for me. I’ve been working on a story for the last couple weeks, I’ve changed the story at least 3 times, I’ve gone back through and changed directions more than once, I’ve also beat my head against the desk more times than I can count, and then it happened…my characters duct taped my fingers, and took control of the stories.

This afternoon it hit me. I really love this story. I’m excited. I’ve got the author’s high from writing.

There are other things that can cause a high. Skydiving, waterskiing, ziplining, going eight miles per hour down the highway on a Harley…great sex.

What causes you to have a natural high?