Yep, I came up with a new word. I’m having lots of fun with this one.
My hubby will often sneak up on me, wrap his arms around my waist, whisper in my ear, “What’s my little bitch doing? Huh?”
I know! Sounds terrible, right? It isn’t. Trust me. He knows if that word is used on me in a degrading way, I’d sucker punch a new vocabulary word in him real fast. (ok, I’m digging a deeper hole, I’m not violent. I have never hit my husband…hard) I just want to make it clear that this little phrase is much like saying “What’s up, baby?” Everybody with me so far understand? *nods* good!
Over the weekend, hubby saddled up, whispered “What’s my little bitch doing? Huh?” — Oh shoot! I have to explain the “Huh?” part to you too. It is a part of my husband’s speech. He thinks every question or debatable statement should be followed with a huh? to sound complete.
“Want to go for a ride? Huh?”
“You made pork chops for dinner…huh?”
“Want to kiss me? Huh?”
Ok, now that you see how endearing that can be, on with the story…
On Saturday, I was dusting off the shelves in the family room, bopping to the music and trying to ignore the fact that I was way behind on chores for the week. Hubby snuck in the room, engulfed me in his embrace, and whispered, “What’s my little bitch doing? Huh?”
I giggled in that feminine way that shows I’m loving the attention he gives me. “Dusting…” What happened next shocked me! Out of my mouth, before I even thought of what I was saying, I followed my answer with a teasing whispered, “Man bitch.” Instantly, I knew I had a new word in there.
“Mitch” = Man bitch
Oh, I have had so much fun.
“What do you want for dinner, Mitch?”
“Are the geese down at the pond, Mitch?”
“Hey Mitch, wanna meet me in the barn?” *wink*
Feel free to use the new word.
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