I have this thing that I do that drives my family insane. I pick a word and use it to death. Did you know I started saying “seriously?” before Gray’s Anatomy made it popular? I did! Before that it was saying “exactly” anytime I agreed with someone.
Before that it was flash (No kidding?), stoned (cool), jumpin’(I’m happy), and turdhole(well, that one means what it sounds like).
Today, I started saying a new one. Well, it’s old really, but has never become popular. I aim to make it the new thing that everyone is saying. The new word for me is….
Hump
Let’s see if you can figure out what word this new word replaces. Here are a few ways I say it.
Hump you! That is humping unbelievable. What the hump? Mother Humper! Wanna go hump?
Go ahead, I know you want to use it now. It is fun to say and I do believe it will catch on quick. Just look at what happened when I started saying he’s hot. Paris still owes me for that one! =)
