Everybody always asks me about the “bench” in my book Throwing a Kink in the Kidnapping. If you’ve read the book, you know what I am talking about. If you haven’t, and you’re curious…go buy the book. Buy it here! I’m not going to tell you everything about it today, because I think it is something that you really have to read.
What I can tell you is I invented this bench for the sake of the story. No, it’s not for sale anywhere, and I have never seen one like this. For all you ladies out there, this is the ultimate in self pleasuring. If a company made one, I’d buy it!
Here is a little excerpt from Throwing a Kink in the Kidnapping right after Melina Cruisse experiences the “bench” for the first time.
Several minutes later, able to get her bearings and strength back, she leaned over and, one by one, flipped all the toggles off. The sudden loss of movement combined with the silence in the room brought her head up, and she scanned the room for any sign that anyone witnessed her self-indulgence. It surprised her that she completely lost herself in the magical ride.
Confident that no one lurked behind any doors or jumped out from the back of a palm tree, she dragged herself off the bench and stumbled to the bed. Exhausted and content, she lay atop the silken sheets and closed her eyes. She really could get used to living this kind of life, where she didn’t worry about where her next paycheck came from, and whenever the mood struck, she could get her jollies off with either man or machine.
